I joust!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I am a knight in shining armor
Stranger: oh are you?
You: yes
You: I joust
Stranger: oh okay, i see it now.
You: and fight griffins
You: and make out with merlin
You: fyi
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: good luck with that, homes
You: thanks man
You: it's been a hard road
You: but I think it;s going to work out
Stranger: I can imagine..
Stranger: good, i'm glad
You: merlin wears the sexiest hipster scarves...
Stranger: i love the name
Stranger: merlin
You: and he *sparkles*
You: me too
You: mmm
Stranger: oh my god sparkles
You: but not like fucking edward or something
You: YUCK
Stranger: good, i was making fun of your sparkle man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thanks, J.L. Austin

Stranger: pick a random category
You: yeah, okay, fair enough.
You: infelicitous utterances
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how about
Stranger: your a BOB SAGGET!

... :(

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what is the meaning of life?
Stranger: ....life....
Stranger: a time you have to make other people happy...
You: oh my, this is such a mournful answer!
Stranger: umm....are you poetic / suicidal ?
You: not in the slightest
You: I'm just polling people
You: I like life
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you gotta love life
Stranger: if you dont love it, you'll suffer in it
You: that's...interesting. are YOU poetic/suicidal?
Stranger: I;m not suicidal, thats for sure
Stranger: poetic...not really
You: cool. good to know. thatnks for your time

that marriage will end in tears and vivid hallucinations...

You: Jello!
You: I like you.
Stranger: jello indeed
Stranger: I like me too, what a coincidence
You: That's good, I'd hate for you to hate yourself.
Stranger: Yeah, that's a depressing way to live
Stranger: My girlfriend hates herself
Stranger: but she's a diagnosed undifferentiated schizophrenic
Stranger: woo
You: goodness...
Stranger: yup
Stranger: stress is a good time, lol
You: Oh, stress and I are quite good friends. we even dated for a time.
Stranger: very nice, lol
You: It was awkward though because I kept cheating on him with Anxiety.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Well, thanks for that, needed to get it off my chest
Stranger: we havent told anyone yet
Stranger: proposing soon! =D

Meaning of Life pt. 1

Stranger: boobs
You: what is the meaning of life?
You: oh, yes, boobs
You: I like them
Stranger: life is
Stranger: average.

color-coding

You: yello!
Stranger: Hey
You: orange!
You: BLUE
You: ...grey...:(
You: violet!
Stranger: Bi?
You: sure!
Stranger: Male?
You: RED GREEN MAGENTAAAAAA
Stranger: Older than 20?
You: VERMILLIONNNNNNN
Stranger: I coulda been that asian whore to give you oral but you like your colors sorry :(
You: YELLOW!

Most Creative 1-10 Ever

You: yello!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i know how to count to 10
You: MY GOD. You are smarted than 99% of the people on here.
You: why don't you show me
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: okay here it goes
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 5
Stranger: i mean 4
Stranger: then 5
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 100
Stranger: see
Stranger: i liek turtlez
Stranger: MAKE ME CUM ON YOU FACE!

I'm assuming he disconnected so he could go find my renegade vag.

You: roar
Stranger: i r hav 1337 inch pen1s
You: wow, that must drag on the ground and be terribly uncomfortable
Stranger: o yeah, it is
Stranger: it's like in the living room right now.. i think
You: that's cool, i have a detachable vagina that runs around on the green
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Taste the Rainbow...

You: roar
Stranger: ever stroked a big long moist penis
You: oh, all the time. It's my favorite hobby. have you?
Stranger: big dick
Stranger: in ur bowels
You: yes, i gathered
Stranger: ???
Stranger: gathered a group of penis'
You: yes
You: i gather penises
Stranger: big soggy dick????
You: like daisies
You: yes
You: soggy ones
You: that grow in the marshlands
Stranger: like a juicy tit penis
Stranger: with rainbows
You: what the fuck is a tit penis
Stranger: and a penis