Most Creative 1-10 Ever

You: yello!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i know how to count to 10
You: MY GOD. You are smarted than 99% of the people on here.
You: why don't you show me
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: okay here it goes
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 5
Stranger: i mean 4
Stranger: then 5
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 100
Stranger: see
Stranger: i liek turtlez
Stranger: MAKE ME CUM ON YOU FACE!