I joust!

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Stranger: hey
You: I am a knight in shining armor
Stranger: oh are you?
You: yes
You: I joust
Stranger: oh okay, i see it now.
You: and fight griffins
You: and make out with merlin
You: fyi
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: good luck with that, homes
You: thanks man
You: it's been a hard road
You: but I think it;s going to work out
Stranger: I can imagine..
Stranger: good, i'm glad
You: merlin wears the sexiest hipster scarves...
Stranger: i love the name
Stranger: merlin
You: and he *sparkles*
You: me too
You: mmm
Stranger: oh my god sparkles
You: but not like fucking edward or something
You: YUCK
Stranger: good, i was making fun of your sparkle man
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